What is the .:[Good Shizzz Buffet]:. you ask?
Food 4 The Mind, Body, And Soul
Might make you laugh
Might make you cry
and everything in between
Chef it up with me on the
.:[Good Shizzz Buffet]:.

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I, Darrell Smith, am requesting a divorce from you Indian Land. We have been together for nearly 9 years now, and don’t get me wrong, I still love you, but it’s time we parted ways. We can still be friends, and I’ll come see you sometimes. I don’t want much from you once we are apart, just visitation to the true friends that we’ve made together. Indian Land there are many reasons why I’ve decided I wanted this, but the biggest one is you’re holding me back, I can’t get to where I want to be when we’re together. So, I am firm in my decision, I am divorcing you on Monday, January 25th, 2010. 

Sincerely,

Darrell Smith

Some things are lost, but some may return

Some things are lost, but some may return

this is the result of a furby and a wookie on a drunk nite…..nerd? yes

this is the result of a furby and a wookie on a drunk nite…..nerd? yes

(via skysignal)

Source: National Geographic

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"It’s like this. Guys are keys, girls are locks. A key that can open any lock is a master key, a lock that can be opened by any key is a shitty lock. Now go grab a beer ya pussy."

- Dillon Creed

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FUCK people who walk away from their farts

FUCK people who think your gonna hold the door for them too

FUCK the freecreditreport.com band, The General, JG Wentworth, big ups to my main bitch Flo from Progressive

FUCK ugly guys with pretty girls

FUCK when somebody waves, and you put your hand up, and they shoot you a “wtf?” with their eyes, and you put your hand down slowly when you realize their waving to the person behind you

FUCK breast cancer (I Love Boobies)

FUCK living above the influence

FUCK Johnny Cash…racist mutha fucka!


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‘Cause love’s in need
Of love today
Don’t delay
Send Yours in right away
Hates goin’ ‘round
Breakin’ many hearts
Stop and plead
Before it goes too far

"Facebook Iz Obsolete 2 Tumblr"

- .:[MaGiX]:. The Fly Boy

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Wiz Khalifa - Take A Ride

Jay Electronica - My World

Mac Miller - Senior Skip Day

Dig In The Crates If You Feeling It